This is the list of quotes, some of witch are serous, must of which … not so much. This is updated regularly, so please come back and visit

So, as the first quote says


"WARNING!!: Reading this may cause you to:
a. Get very offended.
b. Get pissed off as well and go kill someone
c. Eat some waffles."
-Karma

“Call me what you will-mine is not the name that counts.”
-vso

"yeah well you're just a mess
You do all this big talking
So now let's see you walk it
I said let's see you walk it"
- Paramore - Fences

"Ok first of all, WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU."
-Karma

“Don't let the silence take the sound.....”
-Kolfii

"Death by a saaaandwich, man!"
-Murdoc

“murdoch - why so angry? ?
Murdoc: Because you spelt my name wrong.”

“RAAAAAR!!! *eats your brain*”
- Gothicbunni

“I also dance in school with no music. So apparently it's a universal problem.”
- Ion671

“Well she's a history teacher. She has to be loopy. Like science teachers, they're really loopy! 'Specially the one teach we have at school but that's a different story.”
-Gothicbunni

“I huggles him now”
-Demeanon

“You see things; and you say, "Why?"
But I dream things that never were; and say, "Why not?"”
-G B Shaw

"Poke the specimen"
-N/A

"Teacher, Teacher, i have to make a shit!"
-Jolly roger 'the weapon'

"I need the yellow for my underpants"
-N/A

"I got a splinter in my but"
-N/A

"QUICK TO THE CRAP..I MEAN BAT MOBILE *batmaaaaaaaan nenenenenenene batmaaaaaan*"
-mateur1314

"My god this world is weirder than..... PIE WITH CHEESE!"
-Karma,

"violence is the product of lack of imagination"
-Shane

“BUSES HURT”
-Mr.Banard

“oor Tree”
-OttPop

“who died and made you Jesus”
-N/A

“Stripers are people too”
-KiWi

“I told you not to eat that cheese stick man!”
-Karma

“you smell like up dog!”
-Amanda

"We’re not retreating, we’re just advancing in a different direction!”
-Superdemon-Inuyasha

"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn that's a lot shit you just told me"
-Karma

"Obsessive chocolate milkshake Overload"
-srimathi-darkchild

"Who says you can't judge a book by its cover? I mean, most books have mini summaries on the back anyway!"
-AshersTheDragon

"So... *awkward silence*"
-tomorrows-end

"His eyes had this burnt out, soulless look. Kinda like an Ice Cream man's..."
-TheCorrupt

"HOLY SNAKES ON A PLANE MY NIGHT WAS AWSOME LIKE A BLOODY HOTDOG"
-GothicBunni

"my name is fuck you what do you want?"
-Jermey

“Yeah I know I'm not supposed to be laughing at myself but LOL”
-Karma

“What ze fuck. I am ze French.”
-Karma

“Life is short, use color
-N/A

“He looks like a Christmas card and ONE OF THEM JUST SHITTED!!!”
-OttPop
“That is a vary odd compound sentence Kate”
-Mom

"If I had a cookie for every time somebody called me stupid, I'd have one dollar."
-N/A

''Are you implying there's something wrong with orange nipples?!?''
- theancientofdays

“Unlike wine, women do not improve with age”
-Play

"Naruto can't be taken seriously! It's about a shrimpy little boy that wants to be a ninja when he wears A ORANGE FREAKING JUMPSUIT!!!"
-KiWi

"Will Cha*en, a 5 ft basket ball player. People would come up to him and ask him 'how’s the weather up there' and he’d spit in there face and tell them it was raining"
-Mr.Banard

"Its Green And Shiny AND ITS ON YOUR FINGER!!!!!"
-OttPop

“YOU CANNOT HIDE UNDER THERE FOREVER. *pokes you with a broom*”
- GothicBunni

“Ze nurse officially ate your brain.”
- Potato13

“Some Day When I'm Old, I Will Look At This And Say "What The Hell Was I Thinking?" And A Younger Me Will Reply "Mission Accomplished"”
-N/A

“You can talk the talk, but can you animate the walk!?!”
- midnightalone

“What do they put in apple pies that makes them taste like apples?”
- Gamers-Anonymous

“That's not true! I wasn't anywhere near it when it exploded!”
- Largo - Megatokyo

“Its a long story, even though its a short one.”
- Nicholas D. Wolfwood

"i know, i messed up on the colors when colorin' them and now she's green. TT.TT"
-Kiwi

"what the heck is wrong with you"
-Adam
"WAT IZ RONG WITH EVERYZONEZ"
-Jermey

"Your soul has begun a slow descent into Hell by entering my profile...visit often"
-Penguin

"*gabby says something witty*...*dramatic pause*..bitches"
-Adam

"The only world worth living in...is a world dominated by a break dancing kitten.... "
-Angel Interrupted

"Don't tell me I've lost my mind; you can't lose something you never had. "
- N/A

"There is nothing to fear but fear itself.
But what if your friend dies and the killer is after you?
That's not fear. That's a guy chasing you with a knife!
There is something wrong with you if you wouldn't be scared."
- N/A

"don't give me looks i don't know how give back!"
-Kiwi

“You know what; cornbread would taste good with…. Hot Sauce!”
- Luke

“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes”
- Burse All Mighty

“Hello!? I tried to kill you.”
- Itsuki – Juvenile Orion

“Ok Abre, you owe one of these nice beautiful ladies a blow job”
-N/A

“ I have a three year old translator”
-OttPop

“confidential, shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”
-OttPop

“TIME TO GO NINJA!”
-Phantom

"I reject your reality and substitute my own!"
- Adam Savage, Mythbuster

"Victory depends on weather or not the duelist has the
courage, to fight to the bitter end..."
-Yami No Yuugi

"You were Born an original, don't die as a copy."
-Murdoc Niccals

“You have to be careful in realizing where your fantasies lie in relation to reality. Because you never know when someone elses fantasy might involve *you*”
- Jessrillaz

"I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I like being overdramatic.
.
That took a long time to type"
- Demeanon

"I HAVE DIRT ON YOU ALLLLLLLLL, except for you"
-VooDooBunni

"I makeout with my cat"
-Emo Kid

"NO!! I am the end of the world!!!! I must do something!!! -eats a marshmallow- ITS NOT WORKING!!!"
-Demanon

"Moral: Confucius says, NEVER EVER trust what label of your bra say. Just try several different sizes, until one fits. Why? Because stupid bra sizing is not accurate. Confucius will now go kill bra size inventor, because Confucius thought he was 36D, when actually Confucius is 38C, because 36D is same as 38C! GRRRRRRR!! *Confucius runs out of the room*"
-Karma

"No! My poor stupid sister! Okay, maybe not her, but NO! My poor slight klutz of a friend!"
-Demeanon

"What is with me amusing you so much all of a sudden?!? its like your ass is falling off every time I look at you!"
-Demeanon

"Ottpop, dear, a pocket knife won't work on my mother, she's too fat."
-VooDooBunni

"SHUT UP! SIT YOUR ASS DOWN IN THAT CHAIR AND DRINK YOUR GODDAMN TEA!"
-Cid (FF7)

“Your never too old for space camp”
- Stranger Than Fiction

“Your Going To Sit There And Be Filled With Child Like Wonder”
-Grim Advancers Of Billy and Mandy

"I don't ask questions. I just live here."
- Jon Arbuckle

“Love is in unexpected places, so search under the rock, who knows?”
- Cintillo

“I WANT TO PET MINNY ME!!!!!”
-Penguin

“... and I mean that in the least perverted way possible”
-saintpink

"I can see the light...! No, that's just a car coming at us.......wait, what?"
-Diana

“but please… conserve your yacking”
-OttPop

“And he asked what do you have under that thing and I said, and I quote, ‘AMERICAN MUSSLE!!!!’”
-Jeremy

“You got to think of them as toilet paper and wipe you ass with them”
-Karma

Dad: teenagers talking abut maturity is like……
OttPop: elephants talking about being small

"Salvation & damnation in the same day? How better to fall from grace is that?"
- Snea

"Then, the Wapanese attack came."
-Demeanon

“Keep your fandoms out of my gallery and off my front page.”
-Mechy-Chan

“Okay, to melt metal you're gonna need a little more than an Easy Bake Oven.”
-puppetMASHTAH

“Don't be afraid of the dark. Be afraid of what's in the dark...”
-InsaneSeaTurtle

“tell me when you find the method to my madness because I have lost it long ago”
-OttPop

“Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools.”
-Stylish-Angel

"When in doubt, color it red."
-Grim-away

“Don't talk to me. Neither of us will understand what's being said.”
-notenoughspaces

“Here's ten bucks. Good luck in the world.”
-shiro-nacht

“…..and this is me not having a life.”
-OttPop

“smile- it confuses people”
-gothfuu

“I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, but I’m all outta bubble gum.”
-seto kaiba

“Love is easy, it's people that are complicated.”
-roseguardian5

“LETS GO SEE THE RAINBOW STREET!!!”
-OttPop

“lets go ninja-of-the-night on their a**!”
-Devinohaii

“I think we can both safely assume that this makes no sense”
-OttPop

“tip: never trust really big pies”
-OttPop

“We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools.”
-MLK Jr.

“Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked in jet engines.”
-Foxtrot44

“Well, this is just dandy. Everyone is biting each others heads off.”
-Demeanon

"exploding is bad for your health"
-Luke

“I think it might be raining"
-OttPop

“Excuse my English - I'm not stupid, just German”
-Atherakhia

“And the Author said, "Let there be Fanfiction." And there was Fanfiction. And the Author beheld the Fanfiction and saw that it was good.”
-Heart-Bound-By-Kyubi

“WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! No really, we are.”
-lonewolfchild

"Or. . .You can explode?"
-Demon-Elite

“A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. My desk is called a work station...”
-N/A

“have a day”
-N/a

“No trees were killed in the sending of this message. However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.”
-Itti

“All things are possible except skiing through a revolving door.”
-ChibiKochan

“I care nothing of your pain, entertain me or go home.”
-Murdoc Niccals

“Hey! Let's be PESSIMISTIC!!!”
-Demeanon

“and the old Grandpas are like ‘oh, we need to get that so we can get jincky with Grandma!’”
-OttPop

“a genius with access to unstable chemicals”
-van hellsing

"If you want to believe something, then believe it! Just because something ain't real, doesn't mean you can't believe it!"
-Second Hand Lions

“OMFG YOU MAKE MY LUNGS DIE XD”
- InuBecka

“Smile and the world smiles with you.
Cry and you only wet your face”
-S-Trange

"Faith and courage are my strongest weapons, but this sword never hurt either"
-Zanos Typhon

“I’m sure you’re wondering why I tied a squirrel to a microphone”
-moninja

"Even if the voices aren't real, they have some pretty good ideas."
-HHB-BookMaster

"My mind is like lighting. One brilliant flash and it's gone."
-HHB-BookMaster

"Thanks to the internet i am now entirely bored with sex"
-fry

“I have gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, keep me here”
-freddymcfred

“but what if the button was never really a button to begin with, what if it was just a pushibal dot on the wall”
-OttPop

“Have you seen the marry sue thing?:
In the fanfic
Girl: Everyone loves me but Itachi I just want you!
Itachi: Runaway with me!
*later babez*
In real life:
Girl: I love you itachi!
Itachi: .....
Girl 10 seconds later : X.x”
-Yacio

"This is the culture you’re raising your kids in, don't be surprised if it blows up in your face."
-Marylin Manson

“kissing a frog to get a prince is a waste of perfectly good frog”
-spacegirl1128

"How pumped would you be driving home from work knowing that someplace in your house, there was a monkey you were going to battle!?"
-Dane Cook

"my peanut"
-Jack from Pirates of the Caribbean 3

"I can't see my back! Something is utterly wrong with me!"
-Demeanon

"and yes, logic counts as insanity when i am concerned."
-Demeanon

"I know it's my fault, but I'm blaming the calculator!"
-Karma

"No it wasn't! I don't want no hand coming out of my toilet!"
-N/A

"SPONTANEOUS OUTBURST OF RANDOM ENERGY!!!!!!!!!!!"
-Deameanon

"THE MAULBARIES HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS"
-OttPop

"We can't get a slip-n-slide, that's a car wreck just waiting to happen"
-Penguin

"NOBODY MOVE!!!; I've dropped my brain..."
-Jack from Pirates of the Caribbean 3

"JKR, I reject your reality and substitute my own!"
-xanykaos

"and i have like 8 bucks in change and its weighing down one side of my pants."
-Deameanon

"According to Madam Pomfrey, thoughts could leave deeper scarring than almost anything else..."
-Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

"This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this."
-Harry Potter

"Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant”
-Jim Cole

Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident?
A: Travelled by bus?.

"Dad went off and played Dora the Explorer with his bloody camera on a beach and got flashed."
-Gothicbunni

Wind: -wooooooooosh-
GB: FUCK OFF. D< I'M TRYING TO EAT.

"its now or never, and I’m fresh out of never"
-FD

"why doesn’t your dog smell"
-OttPop

OttPop: Why didn’t you bring more eggs we could have egged Jamey’s house too
Kelly: Well i wanted to get three eggs but Leany wouldn’t let me
Leany: I thought you wanted to eat them

OttPop: She had a big BitchFest about it
Penguin: Shit!
OttPop: Actually she had multiple BitchFest
Penguin:…… DAMIT!!!!

“Belch? Can I write that on your forehead?”
-Penguin

“Is it food time yet”
-OttPop

"Watch it. Love it. Obsess over it. Be like me!"
-Irrel

"you have to be insane to make a difference"
-OttPop

"Remember, Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday."
-Jovie-sama

"Zuko, i think the past is trying to kill me"
-Aang, Avatar TLAB

"It's not faith if you're using your eyes"
-Miracle! - Paramore

"I’m jumping into shark infested waters for science"
-MythBusters

"haha! haha Kate is killing Chris while holding a bible."
- Meg

"I'm singing and dancing, cant you see me dancing"
- Mis.Tandon

" Saying that doesn’t mean that the Orange Tropicana Twister is homosexual..."
- Mr.Jordon

" Why are you drinking THAT with a straw"
- Gabby

Christi: "HE HAS A BELLYBUTTON!"
Chris: "everyone has a belly button..."

"A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song."
- Mya Angelo

“It was never my dream to make other people's dreams come true”
- Fishy701

"We should not be embarrassed or make excuses for doing a fairy tale."
-Glen Keane

"You think Romeo and Juliet gave two fucks about canon?"
- Rhoey

“Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes times. Vision with action can change the world”
- Joel Barker

"Do you know what the chain of command is here? It's the chain I go get and beat you with to show you who's in command."
-Jayne from 'Firefly'

“Aang saved the world AND got a girlfriend before Harry even started his third year.”
-swan-swan

"Luckily, just then, an unconscious Argentinean fell through my ceiling."
-Celestetheburninator

“When life gives you lemons....throw them out and get mangoes!”
-BBsgrl

"If we can't be free at least we can be cheap!"
-Frank Zappa

Police: Trevor, why do you bring a camera to school?
Trevor: The same reason you bring your gun, to shoot people
-sayoko

"War: It's just God's way of teaching Americans geography."
-John Stewart

“your going to a special kind of hell, the place where chilled molesters and people who talk out in the movie theater go”
-Stevie

“I’m going to go back to my I’m-on-crack-look”
-Stevie

"Evil beware, we have waffles..."
-Raven TT

"Now it's gonna hunt us down and eat us! And I'm probably delicious!"
-Beastboy TT

Hippopotomonstrosesquippediliophobia - the fear of long words

"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense."
- Tom Clancy

“Life is like a fig newton. You just eat it.”
-Beauty-of-latte

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits"
- A. Einstein

"In the first place God made idiots; that was for practice; then he made school boards."
- M. Twain

"Ignorance? Of course not! How could being stupid be blissful?”
-N/A

"If you love something set it free, if it comes back it was meant to be..... and if it doesn't you just got screwed over."
-Yacio

"Ponder the image and the wisdom (or the lack of it) that lies within, and remember these words:
It is definitely not a good idea to go out in public whilst clad in a pair of boxers and knee-high black socks.
No matter how empty the place looks.
No matter how close a sanctuary may be.
Murphy's Law WILL be in motion.
Someone WILL see you.
The door to said sanctuary WILL be locked.
[/end Life Lesson #922]"
-Drifth

"giant balls of eww"
-Penguin13

" "But at least it's not tested on animals." My mom said when I bitched about it and I said "Maybe that's why it doesn't work." Why would animals be tested on hair conditioners? "
-Penguin13

"Fairy tales do not tell children that dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children that dragons can be killed."
- G.K. Chesterton

“Life's tough. Get a helmet.”
- denimsocks

“You like dissembled the entire sandwich and than resembled it. You’re like a food alchemist!”
- Justin

“There is a passage from the bible that reminds me of this situation…it is from the gospel of Matthew. “And then God said unto him…WHAT IS WROOOONG WITH YOU GIRL?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!”
- Kyle

"The status quo sucks."
- George Carlin

“And it isn’t because your black, it’s because you’re a dumb ass”
-OttPop

“Its going to be Wight-Supreme vs. every one else”
- Justin

“How can you have a ‘Happy Period’? You PMS, you beat up your boyfriend, and you bleeeed!”
- OttPop

“Kate, you are a furry little gnome and we feed you too much”
- Kyle

“ut your laptops away before I KILL THEM!”
- Mr. Divil

“It’s not over yet! There going to have a next day, and than a next day, and than there going to die.”
- Eva (who’s 4)

“Now, when this pin has been pulled free, Mr. Trebuchet is NO LONGER OUR FRIEND. Understand?”
- Ken Larsson (‘Dies the Fire’ by S.M. Stirling)

“Just so you know, YOUR BOATH DUMB ASSES!”
- Kyle

“Chance of us surviving more than thirty seconds in contact with them, somewhere between zip and fucking zero…”
- Mike Havel (‘Dies the Fire’ by S.M. Stirling)

“I do NOT make gay waffles”
-Tobin

“You can’t use one big word to define another big word!”
- N/A

“It’ll be like, ‘the-return-of-frankin’brella-before-it-actualy-even-left’”
- Bean

“Seriously, all I wanted was a short bit of porn with flowery, musical term euphemisms… what the hell is this crap?”
- Hitomi Brighteyes One-Shot

“Obligatory thou shalt only think of cute kittens and fluffy bunnies and not know sex until thou is the age considered legal by the government type standard warning”
- Hitomi Brighteyes One-Shot

“KID, Laugh. This. Is. Funny!”
- N/A

“Interdicting… ‘The Bearded Nipples!’”
- Chris

“That’s what they want us to think”
- Tobin

“Are they the hardcore teacups?”
- Tobin

“It’s a small world after all
I’m a creepy little doll
Here to terrify you all
It’s a small world after all”
- Chris

“That’s a shitty-assed loop hole”
-Karma

“Then, the second I draw the boobs the paper, like burs into flames”
- Justin

“I said ‘I clam the purple truck cookie’ and you ate it! I clamed the purple truck cookie, AND NOBOADY LISSONED TO ME!!!!”
-OttPop

“One day you’re going to wake up and you’re going to be DEAD!”
-OttPop

“Note to you all, do not…. NOT eat balloon pizza”
-OttPop

"Ya, that's a none-happy head-implosion right there."
-Hiyume-chan

"support? Mother Fucker you ARE the support"
-A/N

"welcome to wal-mart...get your shit and get out"
-A/N

Person1: How do you know if your gay?
Person2: Are you gay?
Person1: no.
Person2: thats how you know.

“If you were a geek, you would be really turned on right now.”
-Vantage Point

“DAMN, my crap was as hard as shit!”
-OttPop

“Kids love to be scared, or else they wouldn’t go out for Halloween or watch High School Musical.”
-George

“You shine light through a prism and it comes out GAY!”
-Justin

“No really, she did pay me to drop kick her to the next dimension”
-Justin

“DUDE, you just shanked him with a fucking PRETZEL!”
-Justin

“Just. In. it’s a compound name! J-U-S-T-I-N! Where the fuck do you find an O!”
-Justin

“If you go there on Friday, or any other day…”
-Stevie

“...I mean, when I wake up in the morning I am PISSED!”
-Karma

“Why yes, I would be, with this hat!”
-Karma

“I should write a comic about this. Dead Girl and… and... Crack Head!”
-Karma

“Damn Kate, you spit like a guy!”
-Karma

“…Because they’re dead, why would I listen to what they are telling me”
-Luke

“Those birds out there are having sex. There like flutter flutter flutter, head stuff, flutter flutter flutter, more head stuff….”
-Luke

“Do you want me to go Bitch-zilla on your sorry ass?”
-OttPop

“Don’t go in the pimped out fridge Jack”
-Race to Witch Mountain

“To him you’re like an unapproachable goddess, but to us you’re just a furry little gnome”
-Kyle

“Her wheelchair like had UNDERGLOW!”
-Toni

“It’s like every day I go home and have an epic battle with my cat.”
-Justin

“The guy was like six foot fucking seven!”
-Gabby

“Daisy bent her head into the shirts and began to cry stormily. ‘They’re such beautiful shirts,’ she sobbed, her voice muffled in the thick folds.’ It makes me sad because I’ve never seen such-such beautiful shirts before.”
-Great Gatsby

“Stalker has failed”
-OttPop

“Then he ripped his shirt off and I’m like ‘not at IHOP…’”
-Kyle

“Forgive me lord for I have fangirled”
-N/A

“Cant I pick my nose in peace?”
-Kyle

“That’s the nice thing about building for poor people…nothing has to be straight.”
-Ms. Bachman

“I wanna punch you”
-Seth

“Don’t give Andrew anything he can do anything with.”
-Ben

“Now that’s a sexy scab”
-Seth

“Bachman, dress like a Jew or get off the stage.”
-Kyle

“It’s on a hill what do I do?”
-Ellen

“The top of my head’s been violated already.”
-Giuliana

“I wanna paint, I’ve been screwing all morning”
-Erin S.

“I never told him to stop pushing.”
-Amish

“Crazy Katie Killed Carl …..NO WAY! I Can’t believe it.”
-Abby

“NO, I don’t want Bachman to eat my head!”
-OttPop

“It’s Bach-MAN not Bach-MEN ‘cause more than one Bach would be really dangerous.”
-Kyle

“Everywhere you go you fart out a cat *fart noise* meow!”
-Kyle

“Lets not and say we did! Actually, lets not and say we never had the idea!!!!”
-Kyle

“AWAH! YOU MADE A NOODLE GO UP MY NOSE!!!”
-Bean

“Banana Flavored Condoms!”
-Luke

“I’m about to have an holy heart attack”
-Beth Moore

“God is here, God is here, God is on the Airplane”
-Beth Moore

“I feel like as a Grand Ma’, like I have some kind of mental illness”
-Beth Moore

“GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, IT’S SO SLIMY!!!”
-Kyle

“It do not make all the boy moose go AAAAAAK, it make boy moose go EEEEEW”
-Kyle

"Racism is like an ugly penguin, nobody likes it."
-Confessions of Georgia Nicolson!

"Everyone is so obsessed with themselves nowadays that they have no time for me."
— Louise Rennison (Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants: Even Further Confessions of Georgia Nicolson)

"I am exhausted by trying to get along with the Lord."
— Louise Rennison (Away Laughing on a Fast Camel: Even More Confessions of Georgia Nicolson)

"Georgia: Jassie, guess what I'm dancing in!
Jas: I don't know, a bowl?
Georgia: Non... I am dancing in my Nuddy-pants!"
— Louise Rennison (Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants: Even Further Confessions of Georgia Nicolson)

"that is apparently a drag queen mother."
-OttPop

"And that's why i think Nickelodeon fucked with my childhood"
- Ashly (from work)

"oh my god, is that not the cutest fucking puppy in the world........ assume"
- Ashly

"There was a pregnant pause. It gave birth to a lot of little pauses, each one more deeply embarrassing than its parent."
-Terry Pratchett

"and Luke Sky-walker beamed me onto the Enterprise"
-N/A

"you know theirs paper on that that your supposed to take off"
-Harry

"good things happen to people who do stuff"
-N/A

"Anythings possible.... once."
-My Dad

Bean: Why is all your poetry mildly depressing?
OttPop: because I'm mildly depressed

"YOU!
Yeah you. No, not you, YOU. Yeah you.
Click that, not THAT. That.
There you go, now write what you thought about this one-shoot."
-Val B.

"Stop or i will kick you in the testicles!"
-Bones

"You are sitting on Lydia's Bed, cracking your tows, in the most awkward position i have ever seen!"
-Meg

"Be kinder than Necessary: for everyone you know is fighting a great battle"
- T.H. Tompson

"Shud'Up I'm pray'in"
-N/A

"Look at that girl chasing that poor incessant boy. Look at the way hes running, hes probably milady restarted"
-Max

"They learn us how to spell it too!"
-Luke

"Where the fuck are the dinosaurs!?"
-Mathew

"I'm not offended by that one, i find it hilarious"
-Chris

"It's just sugary milky ass..."
-D'lea

"We have ourselves a failpie in the making."
- branewurms

"It would be so nice if something would make sense for a change."
-Alice, alice in wonderland

"Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction. "
-doorhnob, alice in wonderland

"Curiosity often leads to trouble."
-Alice, alice in wonderland

"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
-alice in wonderland

"Luckily, at that very moment, an unconcious argentinean fell through my roof. He was quickly followed by a dwarf dressed as a nun."
-Moulin Rouge

"Christian, you may see me only as a drunken, vice-ridden gnome whose friends are just pimps and girls from the brothels. But I know about art and love, if only because I long for it with every fiber of my being."
-Moulin Rouge

" We should stand and shout: "We're naughty fangirls and we're proud!!""
-cuilleann

"I am a dirty old (23) lady for enjoying and desperately wanting more Hatter Alice sex. I know it's wrong and I'm going to the special hell reserved for fangirls who fantasize about imaginary characters doing completely real but creative things to each other."
-cat_eyed_fox

"oh no i need more black people."
-OttPop